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	<title>Antone Henry Hammers</title>
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	<description>The Jesus of Something Bad Ass, like Kittens.</description>
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		<title>Para Español, oprima numero dos.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would just like to riff a moment about the whole process of calling in somewhere for technical support.  There are many gripes that every single person can relate to.  For the sake of relate-ability, let&#8217;s just say we&#8217;re talking about calling your cell phone company.   First, you have to navigate the extreme maze that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=113</link>
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		<title>Top Road Trip Foods</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Beef Jerkey &#8211; Nothing beats a healthy and salty snack of pure meat. That&#8217;s what she said. Also if you don&#8217;t have a fart to smell up the car, at least when you open the bag it can almost have the same effect.
2. Combos &#8211; You&#8217;re basically eating pizza, nachos, or other kinds of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=111</link>
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		<title>Ants in the Ears!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was having a very strange dream.  I was in a hospital walking around and there were a bunch of guys my age that were all prepped for some sort of eye surgery.  Blah Blah Blah, no one cares about your dreams, they&#8217;re boring. The only interesting part is that as it&#8217;s coming to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=102</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Just Not Fair</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I guess Baseball and I's relationship is more like prostitution.  I give her money, and she gives me satisfaction.  If she's out turning tricks elsewhere, well I guess I just have to wait my turn.  You dirty whore, Baseball.]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=91</link>
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		<title>Folgers Commercials</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why does Folgers insist on making me feel so awkward when I watch their nauseatingly cheesy commercials.

Now today, I&#8217;m doing some researching on how to patch up holes in some of my dress pants, and this commercial plays.

Neither of these commercials really say anything about Folgers itself, which I get, but I would think the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=82</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Mac.  I&#8217;m a PC. I&#8217;m Brainwashed.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This has been a long time coming from me.  Apple has successfully duped a huge portion of the market share into thinking their products are some how superior to that of any other brand.  I am known to my friends and family and such as a knowledgeable person when it comes to purchasing, using, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=66</link>
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		<title>The American Crow Makes Me Want to Buy a Pellet Gun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just about everyday now, I wake up to this stupid bird caw-ing all over.  It&#8217;s not even &#8220;caw&#8221; and then a few seconds go by, it&#8217;s cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw a good twenty to thirty times in a row.  What the hell is he yelling at?  I&#8217;ll never know.
All I do know, is that I would have no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=61</link>
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		<title>I Love McDonald&#8217;s Monopoly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I keep going to McDonald&#8217;s for lunch after a long night.  I sit around after I get up and go, &#8220;Damn, wouldn&#8217;t it be nice to just sit here for a while and stuff my face?&#8221;  And yes, it is nice.  I have had a long love/hate relationship with fast food and it just got [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=58</link>
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		<title>Unofficial Autobio &#8211; Part Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I moved along on the path through high school.  As previously stated, I never had a group of friends that I spent a significant amount of my time with.  This was becoming very lonely.  I had been playing a bass guitar at home a lot, and an acoustic six-string a little as well.  I mainly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=53</link>
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		<title>Chopsticks: For The Extremely Traditional and Extremely Pretentious</title>
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I had this thought the other day while working at this beautiful Thai restaurant with amazing food.  We carry chopsticks, barely involved in Thailand&#8217;s culture.  Why?  Pretentious assholes that think they&#8217;re somehow enlightened by being able to use a useless tool.  A quick wikipedia study shows that chopsticks are super ancient.  The earliest record of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://antonehenry.com/?p=33</link>
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