Stupid Fucking Bird
Just about everyday now, I wake up to this stupid bird caw-ing all over. It’s not even “caw” and then a few seconds go by, it’s cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw a good twenty to thirty times in a row. What the hell is he yelling at? I’ll never know.
All I do know, is that I would have no reservations in going over to the sporting goods store and buying a pellet gun, some pellets, and finding the bird that hangs out in our neighborhood and putting it down for the big sleep. Yes, it is innocent, but apparently I have a short temper and want to see him lying dead on the ground so that the stray cats in the neighborhood can feast on his lifeless carcass. I couldn’t even find some sort of info that says his call is to warn other birds to stay away cause this is his domain, so obviously he just does it cause he a is an attention whore.
Maybe I will just build a scarecrow. But then he’ll just not eat my corn. Bastard.